With apologies to Julia, who will not be able to use this in her research.
(A Starbucks in Edinburgh, Scotland. It is raining outside. An older couple are ordering drinks.Two blondes, FIONA and ELYSSE, walk in. Somewhat damp, they join the queue and stare at the menu. FIONA turns to ELYSSE).
Are we going to sit in or take away?
Take away — I need to get home to skein yarn.
(FIONA nods and turns back to the menu. After a pause, ELYSSE hangs her head in shame.)
I have a problem.
This is going on the blog.